Message For Obama

[Wade Randolph]

This morning I was watching CNN and was totally shocked to see one of his previous lackey's saying that he should have given larger tax cuts for business and larger tax cuts for individuals. I almost fell out of my chair. I honestly think that he thinks he is doing the right thing. I think you will soon see a mass exodus from his administration.

[gunny]

Hey Wade, Nice thing about posting our opinions here on LDC v. some FB page is that we are not subject to some libturd censorship. Wouldn't you agree?

[Wade Randolph]

Yes. The Obama cheerleaders are especially nasty now that their Messiah has been exposed to be the loser that he is.

[gunny]

My neighbor got declined on a prepaid credit card.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.......

[Wade Randolph]

Meanwhile he travels around on a bus campaign tour paid by taxpayers blaming everything on everyone else.

[Cedar Mill Limousine]

Meanwhile he travels around on a bus campaign tour paid by taxpayers blaming everything on everyone else.

Oh no no! It's not a campaign tour, but a "town hall listening tour". What happened to his vacation with his kids? This guy is more wishy-washy than the blond working at the laundromat.

[gunny]

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.


This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:


Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?


A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q.. Where will the government get this money?


A. From taxpayers.



Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?


A. Only a smidgen of it.



Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?


A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?


A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:


* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka ...

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..


* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ...

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .


* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead, keep the money in America by:


1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

[Geoff Levine]

BBQ at my house after the game, Gunny!

[gunny]

BBQ at my house after the game, Gunny!

I'll bring the Hookers!

[gunny]

Obama's approval numbers are so low Kenyan's are accusing him of being born in the United States!obama kenya.jpg