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    A Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
    by a local liberal arts college.

    There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in
    attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
    Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
    looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,

    "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this

    the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "2005, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need
    to chill out! I mean, no sex since 2005! She took his hand and led him to
    a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
    and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 2005."

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
    watch, "I hope not; it's only 2230 now."
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    Sgt. Major my ass. I think I know who that was.
    Tough times don't last. Tough people do.

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    Gunny is 2400 correct or 0000?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wade Randolph View Post
    Gunny is 2400 correct or 0000?
    2400 is commonly used and accepted whereas 0000 is technically correct... The actual end of day is 23:59:59
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    We always use 23:59 whenever booking a trip just to make sure we get the right date.

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