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    So these Irish men were walking out of a bar the other night...

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    God created whisky to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

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    You knocked the leprechaun joke out for this!!!

    Heard about the Irishman who really did capture a Leprechaun. His 1st wish of 3 was for a bottle of ale that would never empty. When he got done downing the bottle it filled right back up. He thought it was so cool he wished for 2 more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Levine View Post
    So these Irish men were walking out of a bar the other night...

    No. Seriously!
    I was back at the free lunch spot today and now I know why you weren't there you were to busy online being a comedian.

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    I'd gladly be busy getting a free lunch and working, but unfortunately had no Sunday work.
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    haha very funny joke

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    As a proud Irish Man I don't appreciate the Racist Jokes about my country or people from it, would you tell jokes about Black people No so why is it ok to tell Irish jokes ..... I thought this was a professional forum for Business people
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    Quote Originally Posted by DublinLimo View Post
    As a proud Irish Man I don't appreciate the Racist Jokes about my country or people from it, would you tell jokes about Black people No so why is it ok to tell Irish jokes ..... I thought this was a professional forum for Business people
    Since when are Irish jokes racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wade Randolph View Post
    Since when are Irish jokes racist?
    Wouldn't they be culturalist? Maybe nationalist? The same could be said about Pollack/Pollock/Pole/Polish jokes.

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    Defination of a racist joke ,
    An racist joke is a humorous remark relating to an ethnic, racial or cultural group, often referring to a stereotype of the group in question for its punchline.
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    Karim seems a little intent on pulling threads from the dead to file one liners.. maybe simply to spam his hot links?

    Dublin, Your complaint is duly noted . Wear some thick skin when reading the jokes posted by us Mutt Yanks.
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    Myles

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    Quote Originally Posted by DublinLimo View Post
    As a proud Irish Man I don't appreciate the Racist Jokes about my country or people from it, would you tell jokes about Black people No so why is it ok to tell Irish jokes ..... I thought this was a professional forum for Business people
    Myles, this thread has been dead for over 9 months, it's a little late to be upset about jokes that were posted in March. BTW what about it is offensive? Keep in mind that I'm 1/3 Irish and not the least bit offended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DublinLimo View Post
    Defination of a racist joke ,
    An racist joke is a humorous remark relating to an ethnic, racial or cultural group, often referring to a stereotype of the group in question for its punchline.
    Somebody call Jeff Foxworthy and tell him "No more Redneck jokes" because Rednecks fall under the heading of 'Cultural Group'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Party Bus Andy View Post
    Somebody call Jeff Foxworthy and tell him "No more Redneck jokes" because Rednecks fall under the heading of 'Cultural Group'.

    Hey no Redneck jokes, I am offended!

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