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    Default My new response to solicitors that won't take no for an answer.

    I try not to be rude to all the annoying solicitors that call about SEO services, and merchant services, etc... But my new response when they ignore no is as follows:

    Me: Thanks, but I'll pass.
    Pond scum: Oh, but don't you want to save money, gain clients, and have a harem of beautiful virgins?
    Me: No, thank you.
    Pond scum: But you have to realize that what I'm offering you is a no brainer.
    Me: Are you registered in your state?
    Pond scum: Registered for what?
    Me: As a sex offender. No means no you rapist! I don't deal with rapists. Click.
    Tough times don't last. Tough people do.

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    This is the response when I get this......."Are you the Owner or can I speak to the owner?" .......CLICK
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    They always tell me they want to help me boost sales so I tell them "Okay, I need your credit card number for your deposit because I will only listen to your sales pitch during your rental." They are always stumped by that.
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    That's a good one Andy!

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    And it always seems those SEO guys have a terrible time speaking English.
    Dustin Clouatre
    River Parish Limousines
    Baton Rouge, La
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    There english is bad because they speak seo. Duh. Winning!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wflimonj View Post
    There english is bad because they speak seo. Duh. Winning!
    My VIP clients have been very excited to find that Limo Kings now stocks the limo with tigers blood and other party favors that Charlie might like. Why didn't I think of this years ago. Duh. Winning!
    Tough times don't last. Tough people do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Levine View Post
    party favors that Charlie might like
    Isn't that illegal?

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    What pornstars and a suitcase full of blow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalFleet View Post
    Isn't that illegal?
    If you ain't cheat'n, you ain't try'n. And if you ain't try'n, you ain't winning. Duh! Bring me some fresh strippers.
    Tough times don't last. Tough people do.

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    I got a call from a place internationally today. They ar really trying hard.
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    Westfield Limousine Service Inc.
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