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    A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

    Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
    inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

    The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

    The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
    So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

    The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


    U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
    AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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    Now thats funny!!!
    I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
    not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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    Love it

    Dick Hall (Army)

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    good one hahaa

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    One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

    He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

    The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

    The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

    The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

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