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    Default Got part time job as Wal-Mart greeter to help with the bills, but got fired.

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

    So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .
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    man, my office is laughing its ass off this morning! Thanks Geoff, we needed that!

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    Oh my GOSH !!! Geoff that's hillarious! Going to take that to my "other Job" and share with the facilitators. We'll all be laughing at work today!
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    Love it!
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    Lmao!
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    Put Pimpin Kevin White in Jail, Abolishing the HCPTC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBLIMO View Post

    HA!
    Now that is funny, but in point of fact, it is no exaggeration. I see those types every time I go to a Wal-Mart.....of crap.....what does that make me?

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    Glad you all enjoyed it.
    Tough times don't last. Tough people do.

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