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    Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


    Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


    Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


    Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


    EVER WONDER ...

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
    our skin?


    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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    Nice.
    Tough times don't last. Tough people do.

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    Very good, certainly makes you wonder who is running this place and he must have a sense of humor. I plersonally like the Lemon Juice line.

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    Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway
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    I always loved these ones from Gallagher:

    If Pro is the opposite of Con, does that mean Congress is the opposite of Progress?

    Also, why the heck is it called the Department of the Interior?????? (look it up if you don't get it)

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    S**t - you don't need one to give one, but you do need one to take one?!

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    Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,

    Chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,

    "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to Me in over 2 months."

    Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over...........women like that are hard to find."
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    No...heres a good one...

    Only in America do we store our junk in garages, and park our $50,000.00 cars outside!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccpartybus View Post
    No...heres a good one...

    Only in America do we store our junk in garages, and park our $50,000.00 cars outside!
    Yeah, ain't that the truth. I helped clean out my dads garage, and had a buddy do the granite looking epoxy flooring to it. So my dad started parking his new mercedes convertible in it for "a little while". Then the garage got packed again and the convertible got tree sap all over it. Hey, I tried.
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    Why?......

    Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations."

    But none of them rub your pecker and say "well done"
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    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.

    I called Suicide Lifeline.

    Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .

    I told them I was suicidal. ....

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!!!!
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    gunny hows the litigation going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eclipse_Limo View Post
    gunny hows the litigation going?
    The federal case is in a summary judgment phase with the defendant (PTC) filing for the sj. I, on my own (pro se) filed opposition which basically means I countered all of their arguments. Was not hard to do as all they did was provide argument while I provided law & case law to back my position. Now it's up to the Judge.
    I still have another lawsuit going & just waiting on a jurisdiction ruling & I have prepped another lawsuit which I will file in a couple of weeks.

    All in all, "Thought Provoking"
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    I for one, would like to say "Thank you" for standing up for my rights(and everyone elses)

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