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  1. How stupid can a driver be??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oka2LUcbh-A This is one stupid driver! Hahaha........

    Started by Nite2RememberLimo‎, January 14th, 2013 01:19 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 630
    January 24th, 2013, 02:23 PM Go to last post
  2. BOLO for a missing limo

    If anyone sees this limo on Craigslist, let the owner know would you. ...

    Started by Limo Insurance King‎, June 29th, 2012 09:46 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,296
    July 2nd, 2012, 10:30 PM Go to last post
  3. Funny looking limos

    Just surfin the web :)

    Started by DenverLimo‎, November 21st, 2009 11:08 AM
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    June 22nd, 2012, 02:03 PM Go to last post
  4. FDA Settles on Generic Name For Viagra

    All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is...

    Started by gunny‎, April 27th, 2012 02:56 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,711
    May 24th, 2012, 10:30 PM Go to last post
  5. Marine Humor Iraq

    A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of...

    Started by gunny‎, March 30th, 2012 06:42 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 924
    April 2nd, 2012, 07:58 PM Go to last post
  6. What people think I do

    I just made this using CorelDraw

    Started by alaskalimo‎, February 15th, 2012 07:05 AM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,759
    March 25th, 2012, 08:21 AM Go to last post
  7. Who is using Square?

    (Didn't want to clog up the real thread....) Here is a video of someone using square, if he can, anyone can. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRH_HfDyx7g

    Started by Greg K‎, October 4th, 2011 03:09 PM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,702
    March 8th, 2012, 12:52 PM Go to last post
  8. For All You Lovers

    Happy Valentines Day!

    Started by gunny‎, February 14th, 2012 03:49 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 505
    February 14th, 2012, 08:40 PM Go to last post
  9. One of a kind Limo from Craigslist Detroit

    This limo might be good on gas http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/2815183583.html

    Started by Events Limousine‎, January 27th, 2012 06:38 AM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,754
    January 29th, 2012, 04:15 PM Go to last post
  10. Wonder how you would get this properly licensed...

    I loved the cops initial reaction... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGhWa9I4zP4

    Started by Greg K‎, January 26th, 2012 01:07 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 885
    January 26th, 2012, 09:55 PM Go to last post
  11. Driver Pre-Screening....

    http://geoquake.jp/en/webgame/DrivingSimulatorGM/

    Started by Greg K‎, January 13th, 2012 10:53 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 650
    January 13th, 2012, 10:57 AM Go to last post
  12. Penis joke!

    So a mouse and his elephant friend are walking through the forest when all of a sudden the mouse falls into a huge pit. The Elephant tells him not to...

    Started by Geoff Levine‎, April 3rd, 2011 12:23 AM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,611
    December 28th, 2011, 04:40 AM Go to last post
  13. St Patrick's joke I liked.

    So these Irish men were walking out of a bar the other night... No. Seriously!

    Started by Geoff Levine‎, March 20th, 2011 01:22 PM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,311
    December 27th, 2011, 10:52 PM Go to last post
  14. Taxi driver sing a Michael Jackson

    He shouldn't be driving taxis

    Started by tampalimo‎, February 5th, 2011 04:45 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 917
    December 26th, 2011, 09:26 PM Go to last post
  15. Bad drivers...

    Q: How do you know Hellen Keller was a bad driver? A: She was a woman.

    Started by GoBuckeyes‎, January 30th, 2011 06:23 PM
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    December 26th, 2011, 09:21 PM Go to last post
  16. Merry Christmas From Geritol Land

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35o10T9fHSQ

    Started by gunny‎, December 22nd, 2011 07:07 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 738
    December 23rd, 2011, 10:15 AM Go to last post
  17. A stretch of a different color (and several at that...)

    http://whitetrashrepairs.com/white-trash/pimp-my-limo/

    Started by Greg K‎, January 21st, 2011 09:14 PM
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    November 25th, 2011, 02:51 PM Go to last post
  18. For The Blondes

    Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying...

    Started by gunny‎, April 29th, 2010 06:09 PM
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,681
    November 22nd, 2011, 10:02 PM Go to last post
  19. Walmartians!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VkV4pz1osY

    Started by gunny‎, October 19th, 2011 08:36 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,375
    October 20th, 2011, 01:14 PM Go to last post
  20. Be sure to SIGNAL!

    ALL CF's SHOULD WATCH!!

    Started by J.Scott‎, October 14th, 2011 11:43 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 646
    October 14th, 2011, 06:16 PM Go to last post
  21. Just Wanna Ride My Motorcycle

    Easy on the humps.. errr... bumps...

    Started by gunny‎, October 6th, 2011 12:20 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 623
    October 6th, 2011, 12:20 PM Go to last post
  22. Wasting scammers time.

    So i got a recent scam attempt with a best or warm regards(indicating it is a scam). I had a little time to waste and decided to waste some of his...

    Started by Geoff Levine‎, April 17th, 2011 12:15 PM
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    October 4th, 2011, 06:44 PM Go to last post
  23. Thought Provoking

    Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy...

    Started by gunny‎, October 16th, 2009 11:08 AM
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    • Replies: 35
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    September 19th, 2011, 12:10 AM Go to last post
  24. Funny commercial

    Another thread on here reminded me of this good old classic commercial.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o -Greg

    Started by Greg K‎, September 7th, 2011 11:24 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,057
    September 8th, 2011, 07:47 PM Go to last post
  25. Message For Obama

    This little darling has a few words for our Liberal-In-Chief

    Started by gunny‎, May 16th, 2011 06:12 AM
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    September 3rd, 2011, 04:14 PM Go to last post
  26. Funny Air Travel Comics from The Oatmeal

    All of these are available on theoatmeal.com. I thought these were pretty funny and something we can all relate to, especially in the business that...

    Started by BLVD Limo‎, July 26th, 2011 03:10 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,731
    July 26th, 2011, 09:51 AM Go to last post
  27. USMC Sergeant Major, Military Time

    A Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young...

    Started by gunny‎, May 9th, 2011 06:14 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,505
    May 10th, 2011, 08:07 AM Go to last post
  28. She lost her Purse at the party

    Hey how do you convince your passenger " drank ".....that her purse was lost some were else :coolgleamA:

    Started by karim101‎, April 23rd, 2011 08:38 AM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 4,281
    April 25th, 2011, 05:02 PM Go to last post
  29. Another freakin scam!! Beware!!!

    Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money. ...

    Started by gunny‎, April 8th, 2011 11:54 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,799
    April 9th, 2011, 12:47 AM Go to last post
  30. Mermaids

    Q. Why do mermaids wear sea shells? A. Because 'B' shells are too small and 'D' shells are to big.;-)

    Started by Los Olivos Limo‎, April 4th, 2011 09:04 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 748
    April 4th, 2011, 09:04 PM Go to last post
  31. So you believe in Leprechauns

    I may have posted this several years ago... But in spirit of St Patrick's Day Dude is walking through he woods & he spots a little dude dressed in...

    Started by gunny‎, March 17th, 2011 03:13 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,011
    March 17th, 2011, 03:13 PM Go to last post
  32. My new response to solicitors that won't take no for an answer.

    I try not to be rude to all the annoying solicitors that call about SEO services, and merchant services, etc... But my new response when they ignore...

    Started by Geoff Levine‎, March 11th, 2011 07:41 PM
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 3,344
    March 14th, 2011, 12:27 PM Go to last post
  33. Funny quote request.

    This guy sent me a 3 paragraph quote request for a 6 hour wine tour on a Saturday. He specifically said he wanted a stretch limo(for 4 people) and...

    Started by Geoff Levine‎, March 2nd, 2011 06:12 PM
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    • Views: 4,504
    March 11th, 2011, 07:32 PM Go to last post
  34. 20 or Life

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him...

    Started by gunny‎, July 11th, 2010 02:39 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,251
    February 19th, 2011, 04:43 AM Go to last post
  35. Marine Steals African Immigrant's Lunch

    A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by...

    Started by gunny‎, June 6th, 2010 07:19 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,983
    February 5th, 2011, 12:44 PM Go to last post
  36. Taxi driver sing as Michael Jackson

    He shouldn't be driving taxis

    Started by tampalimo‎, February 5th, 2011 04:46 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 879
    February 5th, 2011, 04:46 AM Go to last post
  37. Old Folks

    An elderly gentleman.... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a...

    Started by gunny‎, January 26th, 2011 08:57 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 955
    January 26th, 2011, 01:35 PM Go to last post
  38. Heavy Duty Skeet Shooters

    This is how it's done!

    Started by gunny‎, January 6th, 2011 02:36 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,334
    January 10th, 2011, 09:47 AM Go to last post
  39. Super Stretch

    What do you call the damage done by a Limousine to a J walker?.......Stretch Marks.:smug2:

    Started by MrQ45Limo‎, December 13th, 2010 03:45 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,024
    December 13th, 2010, 03:45 PM Go to last post
  40. Merry Christmas Bitch

    Chuckle, Chuckle

    Started by gunny‎, November 24th, 2010 07:45 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,168
    November 29th, 2010, 04:42 PM Go to last post
  41. Everything you want to know about SEO

    Someone pointed out this site to me tonight, and I thought I would share it as a valuable SEO Training site: http://seotraining.org -Greg

    Started by Greg K‎, November 27th, 2010 04:27 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,157
    November 28th, 2010, 06:14 AM Go to last post
  42. I haven't seen something this funny in a while!

    Now I will state this was a terrible incident, but how the victims brother acts is just priceless! Be sure to watch at the link below

    Started by River Parish Limousines‎, August 3rd, 2010 07:51 PM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,602
    August 5th, 2010, 11:48 PM Go to last post
  43. An argument against having poles....

    http://failblog.org/2010/07/12/epic-fail-videos-pole-dancing-fail/ -Greg

    Started by Greg K‎, July 12th, 2010 07:43 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,494
    July 27th, 2010, 06:29 AM Go to last post
  44. EWWW... He's Bleeding

    Funny!!!

    Started by gunny‎, July 5th, 2010 10:26 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,422
    July 5th, 2010, 01:18 PM Go to last post
  45. Does anyone remember that video we had on here like a year ago??

    About the customer service and how people kept negotiating the bill, it was great I cant find it :(

    Started by DenverLimo‎, May 7th, 2010 11:42 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,042
    May 7th, 2010, 11:42 AM Go to last post
  46. The end will have you rolling

    Started by Elegant Limousines of Palm Coast‎, May 2nd, 2010 08:50 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    May 7th, 2010, 11:38 AM Go to last post
  47. They should have hired a limo!

    I love how my German people can save! :sigh: Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport: ...

    Started by TBLIMO‎, April 7th, 2010 05:18 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,392
    April 8th, 2010, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  48. God is taking all my favorite people.......

    Dear Lord, This past year you've taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett, my favorite singer, Michael...

    Started by Limo Scene‎, March 30th, 2010 07:05 AM
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    April 1st, 2010, 06:40 AM Go to last post
  49. Got part time job as Wal-Mart greeter to help with the bills, but got fired.

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day...

    Started by Geoff Levine‎, March 30th, 2010 12:00 AM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,777
    March 30th, 2010, 10:27 PM Go to last post
  50. The F***ing

    Theodore Roosevelt gave us the SQUARE DEAL Franklin Roosevelt gave us the NEW DEAL Mr. Obama has given us the F***ING deal. Just ask the...

    Started by Earl Metcalf‎, March 25th, 2010 03:48 PM
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    • Views: 7,315
    March 28th, 2010, 02:58 PM Go to last post

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