View Full Version : Things that make you go DAMN!!!
Michael-Admin
February 14th, 2006, 04:46 AM
Some pics I've collected over the years.
Feel free to add your own!
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February 14th, 2006, 04:53 AM
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Michael-Admin
February 14th, 2006, 01:36 PM
Is picture #2 Tootsie? http://limos.com/graemlins/rofl.gif
Limo Scene
February 15th, 2006, 02:14 AM
I wanna go where Bob is!
Alimo
February 15th, 2006, 06:25 AM
Starting at the bottom of the page :
"I told you about the one that got away didn't I ?
Next up :
Why don't this ever happen to me ??????????
Next
Don't move the mirror image !
Next,
"I agree"
Next
"And the passenger limits are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next
"What you say ? "
Next
" oops, forgot the wide load sign...Again !!!!!
Next
Help ! Clintons in here !
Top pic
"Hey buddy, you gotta ladder so I can clean the back of my car ?
Michael-Admin
February 15th, 2006, 08:41 AM
Now this is good parenting.
Alimo
February 15th, 2006, 12:17 PM
O.K. missed two, the woman with the beer glasses. " Yes, Arnold is my son, so what, I can still give him a spanking if he gets outa hand"
The kid at the table !
"Don't you dare touch my 4th pack of fries !
Vegas Turned Los Angeles
February 17th, 2006, 05:36 PM
Here's some good ones for ya too.
Why women live longer than men. (http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm)
Vegas Turned Los Angeles
February 17th, 2006, 05:43 PM
NOther funny one.
Beer is good for you! (http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/beerwarning2.htm)
Vegas Turned Los Angeles
February 17th, 2006, 06:03 PM
How To Clean A Cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Michael-Admin
February 22nd, 2006, 08:19 AM
Yikes, check this out ...
Stay away from snakes!
http://www.rattlesnakebite.org/rattlesnakepics.htm