gunny
July 29th, 2005, 11:50 AM
A Gent was out for a stroll through the woods whereas he spotted a little person dressed in green running from him.
He gives chase and after a mile or so nabs the wee fellow.
G - Ah, I caught me a Leprechaun!
L - Let me go! Let me go I say!
G - NO! I caught you fair and square and now you must grant me 3 wishes!
L - No! Let me go if you know what's good for you!
G - Only after you grant me my 3 wishes!
L - OK sonny, you win. You did catch me fair and square. But, I do have a wee request prior to granting you the wishes.
G - And what would that be?
L - Well, you see sonny it has been a long time since I had any & if you would grant me the favor I'll gladly grant you your 3 wishes.
G - Are you crazy? No way!
L - Think of it, all the wealth you ever dreamed of just for a few moments of me pleasuring myself with you. What do you say sonny? We're out in the middle of the woods and no one will ever know.
G - Well OK. But be quick about it!
The Little Guy is having his way with the Gent who is feeling the pain in his bent over position
L - So sonny, how old are you?
G - (grunt, gasp) 35, why?
L - 35 hey
And you still believe in Leprechauns!
He gives chase and after a mile or so nabs the wee fellow.
G - Ah, I caught me a Leprechaun!
L - Let me go! Let me go I say!
G - NO! I caught you fair and square and now you must grant me 3 wishes!
L - No! Let me go if you know what's good for you!
G - Only after you grant me my 3 wishes!
L - OK sonny, you win. You did catch me fair and square. But, I do have a wee request prior to granting you the wishes.
G - And what would that be?
L - Well, you see sonny it has been a long time since I had any & if you would grant me the favor I'll gladly grant you your 3 wishes.
G - Are you crazy? No way!
L - Think of it, all the wealth you ever dreamed of just for a few moments of me pleasuring myself with you. What do you say sonny? We're out in the middle of the woods and no one will ever know.
G - Well OK. But be quick about it!
The Little Guy is having his way with the Gent who is feeling the pain in his bent over position
L - So sonny, how old are you?
G - (grunt, gasp) 35, why?
L - 35 hey
And you still believe in Leprechauns!