AAA/GOT
August 4th, 2003, 04:09 PM
DON'T GET MAD GET EVEN
>
> True story (??) from Sweden some might enjoy.......
>
> After 17 years of marriage,
> a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.
>
> The downtown luxury apartment was in his name
> and he wanted to remain there with his new love
> so he asked the wife to move out
> and then he would buy her another place.
>
> The wife agreed to this, but asked that
> she be given 3 days on her own there,
> to pack up her things.
>
> While he was gone, the first day
> she lovingly put her personal belongings
> into boxes and crates and suitcases.
>
> On the second day, she had the movers
> come and collect her things.
>
> On the third day, she sat down
> for the last time at their candlelit Dining table,
> soft music playing in the background,
> and feasted on a pound of shrimp
> and a bottle of chardonnay.
>
> When she had finished,
> she went into each room and deposited
> a few of the resulting shrimp shells
> into the hollow of the curtain rods.
>
> She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
>
> The husband came back, with his new girl,
> and all was bliss for the first few days.
>
> Then it started; slowly but surely.
>
> Clueless, the man could not explain
> why the place smelled so bad.
>
> They tried everything;
> cleaned & mopped and aired the place out.
>
> Vents were checked for dead rodents,
> carpets were steam cleaned,
> Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
>
> Exterminatiors were brought in,
> the carpets were replaced,
> and on it went.
>
> Finally, they could take it no more
> and decided to move.
>
> The Moving company arrived
> and did a very professional packing job,
> taking everything to their new home.
>
> Including the curtain rods.
http://limos.com/graemlins/smilielol.gif
Matt Harrison
AAA Guaranteed On-Time Limousine, Clinton NJ
>
> True story (??) from Sweden some might enjoy.......
>
> After 17 years of marriage,
> a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.
>
> The downtown luxury apartment was in his name
> and he wanted to remain there with his new love
> so he asked the wife to move out
> and then he would buy her another place.
>
> The wife agreed to this, but asked that
> she be given 3 days on her own there,
> to pack up her things.
>
> While he was gone, the first day
> she lovingly put her personal belongings
> into boxes and crates and suitcases.
>
> On the second day, she had the movers
> come and collect her things.
>
> On the third day, she sat down
> for the last time at their candlelit Dining table,
> soft music playing in the background,
> and feasted on a pound of shrimp
> and a bottle of chardonnay.
>
> When she had finished,
> she went into each room and deposited
> a few of the resulting shrimp shells
> into the hollow of the curtain rods.
>
> She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
>
> The husband came back, with his new girl,
> and all was bliss for the first few days.
>
> Then it started; slowly but surely.
>
> Clueless, the man could not explain
> why the place smelled so bad.
>
> They tried everything;
> cleaned & mopped and aired the place out.
>
> Vents were checked for dead rodents,
> carpets were steam cleaned,
> Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
>
> Exterminatiors were brought in,
> the carpets were replaced,
> and on it went.
>
> Finally, they could take it no more
> and decided to move.
>
> The Moving company arrived
> and did a very professional packing job,
> taking everything to their new home.
>
> Including the curtain rods.
http://limos.com/graemlins/smilielol.gif
Matt Harrison
AAA Guaranteed On-Time Limousine, Clinton NJ