Michele- Vendor Relations
September 14th, 2005, 07:14 AM
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt.." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair. She says, "That silver hair is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too."