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Jim30
January 3rd, 2006, 01:03 PM
This just so happened to be my team..

ANOTHER BILLS SEASON

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Buffalo Bills.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 80,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?

A: To Rich Stadium- they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?

A: Because then Buffalo would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road


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gunny
January 3rd, 2006, 02:01 PM
Hey Jim,
Be easy on NYs only NFL team.

Michael-Admin
January 4th, 2006, 05:05 AM
I think the AZ Cardinals are more applicable. The Bills are at least competitive and make the playoffs every so often.

The biggest odor in the Valley is the stink coming from Sun Devil stadium; now moving out to Glendale.