Time off work

[Michele- Vendor Relations]

HOW TO GET TIME OFF...?

I urgently needed a few days off from work, but
I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe
if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I
hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "Crazy" and give
me a few days off.a few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and?asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said
"You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "..... And where do you think
you're going?"??(You're going to love this)She said, "I'm going home
too, I can't work in the dark!"