cell phone

[Michele- Vendor Relations]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: "Hello"



WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes"



WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."



MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: "$65,000."



MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 950,000."



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"



MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.



The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.



Then the man smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"