gunny
August 5th, 2005, 02:42 AM
H - Husband
W - Wife
week 1
W - Honey, do you think this weekend you can fix the leaky toilet?
H - What the hell do I look like, a Plumber?
week 2
W - Honey, this weekend do you think you can fix the sticking front door?
H - What the hell do I look like, a Carpenter?
week 3
W - Honey, this weekend could you please fix the broken window?
H - What the hell do I look like, a Glazier?
Week 4 the hubby is feeling a little horney and figures to score points with the wife
H - Hey Babe, know all those projects that you wanted me to do? Well, this weekend I'll take care of them all just for you!
W- That's OK, Jim next door already took care of them.
H - Jim? What the hell did he charge us?
W - Jim said I could either bake him a cake or give him a BJ.
H - So, what kind of cake did you bake him?
W - What the hell do I look like, A Baker?
W - Wife
week 1
W - Honey, do you think this weekend you can fix the leaky toilet?
H - What the hell do I look like, a Plumber?
week 2
W - Honey, this weekend do you think you can fix the sticking front door?
H - What the hell do I look like, a Carpenter?
week 3
W - Honey, this weekend could you please fix the broken window?
H - What the hell do I look like, a Glazier?
Week 4 the hubby is feeling a little horney and figures to score points with the wife
H - Hey Babe, know all those projects that you wanted me to do? Well, this weekend I'll take care of them all just for you!
W- That's OK, Jim next door already took care of them.
H - Jim? What the hell did he charge us?
W - Jim said I could either bake him a cake or give him a BJ.
H - So, what kind of cake did you bake him?
W - What the hell do I look like, A Baker?